The Greatest and most common answers
For the survey

The greatest band ever is: 
Several said "Orgy", one of my personal favorites.  Also: Mettalica, Aerosmith, Rage Against the Machine and N*sync.  A lot of people left that part blank or had no opinion.  I thought everyone had a favorite band, or at least a couple.
Dammed if you do, Dammed if you don't
About 40% said they would, and 60% said they would not.
I like the word but what does it mean???
I'm not sure why I put this in here...
IE SCAMATO
WUSAH [A word I use often, but the inventor was Ravenclad]
DoomHammer
Smitherens
Others left it blank or hit random keys.  Some gave an insult to show how they feel about that dumb question.
In the morning, I always... 
Listen to Manson
burn an effigy of Eumenides [gee thanks]
think of how my day is going to be ruined today
stretch, scratch myself, and then go out and hunt me down some food
go back to sleep
And of course, you knew someone would say: "get out of bed...."
Actually, A LOT of people said that!
I once got lost in 
My favorites for this one:
"my pants....."
"Kansas"
"the outer spectrum of the universe...."
I think the band Orgy 
Most people said "rules!!" or "Who?"
A fair amount of people said they were ok or good, and very few said they suck.
What is your favorite cartoon show? 
I don't even want to list a few because people chose some of the worst ones on TV.  I only like three answers:
"I can't answer this.  In the interest of national security."
"the Simpsons"
"Dragon Ball Z"  [but I deny watching it]
The movie Matrix definitely 
"Kicked awesome ass" by a huge majority
Sometimes I feel like a 
Saddest answer: "a loner (no friends)"
oddest answer: "a ballerina" [said by a man]
Nobody said "sometimes I feel like a nut" but "crazy moron" was close.
Do you like rainy days? 
A few said it depends, but the rest love them, and so do I.
What is your ideal job? 
Some don't know, some would settle for something well-paying, while others want to make video games.
How do you spend time when alone? 
Interesting answer: "Wisely.."
Most common answers: listen to music, or use internet
Person who took it the wrong way: "WHAT!!"
I just can't stand all those 
Preps, assholes, hypocrites and...peaches??
I got this __ fetish
anyone know what "endoplasmic reticulum" means?  Maybe I don't want to know...
I think the word "Leviathan" means 
Close / Right answers: "Water dragon", "very huge", "Big Scary Fish thingy"
Nice try:  "A Levi pants marathon"
Creative:  "to lift with the mind"
Where do you want to live? 
Most didn't care as long as it was not around where they are now...
The chances that aliens are on Earth, or have been is about... 
Most people have good sense and put 0% or a small fraction.  A disturbing number of people put 100% chance even though all the alien stuff is bullshit.  I figure they were all canceled out by the person who put -5000000000000000000%
What's better then cheddar but not as good as leather?
Common answers: Anything, or nothing cause cheddar is better than leather
Can't argue with: "sharp cheddar"
Wrong answer: "ME"
Best answer: "WHIPPED CREAM ALL OVER EUMENIDE'S BODY"

It's so true.