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Fun things to do when pulled over by the police
Ask to see the officers badge as if you don't think they are really the police.
Try to bribe the officer with doughnuts.
Lick the window.
Ask if they have a search warrant.
After he asks for you license suddenly step on the gas yelling "screw you" and turn the wheel frantically, all while in Park.
When he asks for your license, give him you marriage license.
When asked to get out, automatically throw yourself onto the hood of the car.
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
Make out with the breath-a-lizer.
When asked to walk the straight line, Moon-walk it.
Always keep five pounds of sugar in clear plastic bags in the passengers seat.
Keep trying to take the officers hat.
When asking how fast you thought you were going, answer sounding unsure with "7 miles per hour? I dunno, maybe 400? Somewhere around there."
Ask if the officer could help you undo your seatbelt when asked to get out.
Don't call me when you get put in jail.