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What do you do when you have nothing to say in a conversation, but you know you should say something?
Ever feel like you need to say something just to get someone to shut up?
annoyed with the usual sayings, you know, the ones that make sense?
Well put your mind at ease, here are the perfect phrases for those situations. Thanks to Uncle Hyman for inspiring me to write these.
Remember to keep lime cake next to your spritzer.
Half an apple is better then no worms.
Its sour grapes when the fox leave.
The bottom of the well is only as deep as the swan in it.
Let the wings defrost.
Keep a feather in your hat for rainy days
Don't plant your seeds in shoes.
Every letter has its 15 minutes.
Service without a jingle is not a shoe shine.
Keep your socks out of the microwave.
Keep your coffee shiny.
Don't dial the frog.
Take your cans for a swim.
Moles don't grow on trees.
Say it backwards before you think it.
Shouldn't you be flying?
Walk a mile for popcorn.
Tune yourself.
These fruits were made for walking.
Chunk it good.
When winter calls, take a message.
Its a toe touch button.
Partition your water.
The eye tries to view itself.
Clouds mark the way.
Knock on cheese.
Light the powder.
Charge up your hamsters daily.
Never trust an oompa loompa.
Snap back the heel.
Dig to deep and you get salad.
Ignore the first beep.
You can't buy free advice.
Dip the balonga.
Find the helmet.
Chalk makes great radians.
Answer with an Ewok.