The following are real peices of conversations I have had with my friends using the Instant messanger.  All names have been changed to protect the guilty parties.   Some of them are inside jokes, but you should enjoy the majority of them.

 

Eumenides: i'm want to go to sleep

Eumenides: hey Light08
Light08: eh?
Eumenides: if a point of view is a frame of mind, and if i could frame my mind, where would
it hang?
Light08: hmm let me see
Light08: i dont give a shit!

Eumenides: im not a salamander!
Light08: thats too bad

Light08: Eum, it just completely stoppe
Eumenides: stoppe, is that french?
Light08: sure

Light08: my eyes are going to sink back into my brain soon
Eumenides: yup

Eumenides: yaaaaay
Light08: shaddup

Eumenides: so we can look back and say: what were we thinking?!?

Light08: yea?
Eumenides: yea

Eumenides: something went wrong with the space-time continium
Light08: oh
Light08: of course

Eumenides: call me a realist
Light08: how bout i call you stupid?

Light08: nicole kidman going nude sounds like my cup of tea
Eumenides: mmmmmmmm
Eumenides: tea
Eumenides: im thirsty
Eumenides: brb, afk, gettin tea

Eumenides: You don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his
ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The hole freakin'
system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's
face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Man! It's Chinatown!

Nicidimus: hi ho!!
Nicidimus: Light08? Eum? john?
Nicidimus: wait, scratch the last one...
Nicidimus: are you playing tribes?
Nicidimus: can i kick you off if i keep im'ing?
Nicidimus: doh
Nicidimus: lalalala
Nicidimus: dodooddo
Nicidimus: willy walla willy wally zoom zoom zoom, willy wally willy walla zoom zoom zoom!!!!
Nicidimus: im not leaving...
Nicidimus: lalallaa
Nicidimus: this is the tom green show, its not the green tom show, it is my favourite shoooowww...
Nicidimus: whhhaaaaa whhhaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nicidimus: answer me damnit
Nicidimus: lalalalal
Nicidimus: son of a ...
Nicidimus: please answer me
Nicidimus: damnit please
Nicidimus: come on
Nicidimus: im in channel dust...
Nicidimus: lalala
Nicidimus: lets get it on!!!
Nicidimus: grrrraarrrrrrr
Nicidimus: wtf answer me.....!!!!!!!!
Nicidimus: please
Nicidimus: damnit you guys!!!
Nicidimus: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nicidimus: a
Nicidimus: s
Nicidimus: s
Nicidimus: h
Nicidimus: o
Nicidimus: l
Nicidimus: e
Nicidimus: lalalalallala i am pissed
Nicidimus: o yea, royally pissed off
Nicidimus: answer me!!!!!!!!

Light08: you have a talent for rhyming evily though
Eumenides: thanks, it comes from my death shadow dark dragon of demonic night abilities :)
Light08: lol

Light08: no, why would i?
Eumenides: all comps come with it
Light08: oh
Light08: well i deleted it
Eumenides: fool, do you know what you have done?!?!?!
Light08: uh, touched the forbidden treasure?
Eumenides: no, ya ticked me off for a few seconds

Light08: do you like disco
Eumenides: ummmm
Eumenides: why?
Light08: cuz i love it!
Eumenides: ummmmm
Light08: the dancing, the music! the clothes!yeah baby!
Eumenides: yeah, i like it too, but im too manly to admit it, wuss

Light08: i have a good excuse
Eumenides: "i left my russian hat at your house"

Light08: it is 10:16
Eumenides: 10:08
Light08: how so?
Eumenides: different time zones

Light08: i love sleeping during the day
Eumenides: me too
Light08: and i love walking around at night
Eumenides: same here
Eumenides: GuitrGrl thinks i'm turning into a vampire
Eumenides: ^^;;^^

Eumenides: you gave me the name
Eumenides: and the book
Light08: i remember
Light08: eh?
Light08: i gave you what book?!
Eumenides: or, didn't i ask for the book...?
Light08: oh great

Nicidimus: The greatest warrior wins without fighting.
Eumenides: Democrats?

Light08: get it!
Eumenides: ..........
Eumenides: nope
Light08: why not?
Eumenides: too lazy
Light08: my god your kidding

Eumenides: fine!
Light08: thankyou
Light08: (stubbornprick)
Eumenides: (assholeoftheworld)
Light08: (whome?)
Eumenides: (yayou)

Eumenides: bugs annoy me
Eumenides: im sire thats spelled wrong, but its almost 3AM
Eumenides: I can't think

Nicidimus: grrrrrrr you'd think that there might be something to eat in this hell-hole, but there isn't even a rat..

Nicidimus: i had poo-tang pie for thanksgiving
Light08: poo-tang?
Light08: whats poo tang?
Eumenides: beats me, just smile and nod at him

Eumenides: hurry
Light08: why you gotta go?
Eumenides: mall
Eumenides: mmm
Eumenides: mall
Light08: your going to the mall?
Eumenides: not very quick are ya?

Light508: and goodnight
Eumenides: hehe
Eumenides: goodnight
Eumenides: im getting a snack
Eumenides: turkey...
Eumenides: mmmm
Eumenides: hungery
Eumenides: mmm
Eumenides: um
Eumenides: shouldn't you be gone now?
Eumenides: hehehe
Eumenides: listening to me ranmble?
Eumenides: err ramble?
Eumenides: turkey....mmmmm
Eumenides: im getting food then sleeping
Eumenides: im not saying anything else
Eumenides: im going now
Eumenides: you get a kick outta this huh?
Eumenides: your a sick sick man you know that?
Eumenides: AAAAAAAARG!

Light08: i guess im funny that way
Eumenides: your funny in many ways
Light08: i knew you were gonna say that!

Eumenides: your so shallow, its all how ppl look with you
Light08: no kidding
Eumenides: heheh
Light08: i'm a man!

Eumenides: what about monsters? I need to think some up
Eumenides: wheel of time series has awsome monsters
Light08: how about a big eyeball!
Eumenides: ummm
Eumenides: seriously
Light08: or a big rock!
Eumenides: grrrr
Light08: a big dog?
Light08: with one eyeball!
Eumenides: grrrr
Eumenides: hmmmm
Light08: heehe