People often ask me "Do you have any money on you?" And I always tell them no, even if I do.  People don't often ask me "Why the hell do you date gothic girls?  Are you frickin' insane?" Well, yes, yes, and again, yes.

 

Good Girl Vs. Bad Girl

You know you relationship with a gothic girl is going strong cause she still gives you love bites.

Only gothic girls give you love bites and drag their fingernails across your skin.

Gothic girls have piercing in places you wouldn't believe.  Try and find them all!

They don't listen to country.

Black lipstick leaves marks for you to show off.

If you get depressed you can feel better knowing that you are still not as depressed as her.

Black hair won't reflect sunlight, which blinds you while driving.

They don't mind it when you handcuff them.

Black underwear.

Ok, I can't think of any more reasons, but look at the picture I made!  Isn't that great???

Thanks to Candice for unwittingly donating the picture.  I would like to note that she is a really nice person and is not gothic...but don't you think she looks great that way?