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Moronic Quotes "The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others." - Gerry Brown "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another." "I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree
with them." "Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand." "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
need?" "Please provide the date of your death." "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from
the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one
word only: Super Bowl." "Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by
itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are
different, but it's got a particularly unique situation." "Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it." "We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute
poverty equally." "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything." "I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of
continents." "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people." "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." "We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur." "The road of good intentions is paved with Hell." "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it." "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." "The loss of life will be irreplaceable." "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being
very wasteful. How true that is." "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..." "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." "The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with
being a woman." "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if
there is a change in your circumstances." "We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that
Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course,
that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce." "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." |