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Thats right, there is a secret sect of communist librarians throughout America.
Is your librarian a communist? Here are some signs...
- They have blocks on all the frickin' computers so you can't even change the
frickin background.
- They blocked half the websites, and even those without ratings, so its impossible to use
most search engines.
- They make you sign a list of rules, much worse if they ask for proof of identification
and make you sign in blood. Extremely worse if they ask for a urine test.
- You have to sign a sheet stating the date, time, what computer you used, and for how
long.
- You are not allowed to check e-mail, play java games, go to chat rooms or do anything
remotley fun. In my earlier school, they had around 16 computers on-line, but you
could not use them unless it was for school work, even if you did not have a class at that
time, and no one else was using them.
- They ask to see your student ID when you check out books or use the computers.
- They sneak up behind you every few minutes.
- They charge you money just for printing!
- When ever you talk, the librarian beats you uncounscious. Thats a bad sign.
Put a check by everything that your librarian does. Then smack yourself for
writing on the computer screen, stupid! If you have 3 or less checks, you librarian
may not be communist, but slightly uptight. 4 to 5 checks seems like a communist to
me, watch out if the librarian asks to see you in private (unless shes really hot, but
your not that lucky). 6 or 7 checks, you may be in the presence of the communist
leader. 8 checks and you can forget communist, possible a satan worshiper.
My last librarian got 4 checks, my current one got 7.