Thats right, there is a secret sect of communist librarians throughout America.   Is your librarian a communist?  Here are some signs...

  1. They have blocks on all the frickin' computers  so you can't even change the frickin background.
  2. They blocked half the websites, and even those without ratings, so its impossible to use most search engines.
  3. They make you sign a list of rules, much worse if they ask for proof of identification and make you sign in blood.  Extremely worse if they ask for a urine test.
  4. You have to sign a sheet stating the date, time, what computer you used, and for how long.
  5. You are not allowed to check e-mail, play java games, go to chat rooms or do anything remotley fun.  In my earlier school, they had around 16 computers on-line, but you could not use them unless it was for school work, even if you did not have a class at that time, and no one else was using them.
  6. They ask to see your student ID when you check out books or use the computers.
  7. They sneak up behind you every few minutes.
  8. They charge you money just for printing!
  9. When ever you talk, the librarian beats you uncounscious.  Thats a bad sign.

Put a check by everything that your librarian does.  Then smack yourself for writing on the computer screen, stupid!  If you have 3 or less checks, you librarian may not be communist, but slightly uptight.  4 to 5 checks seems like a communist to me, watch out if the librarian asks to see you in private (unless shes really hot, but your not that lucky).  6 or 7 checks, you may be in the presence of the communist leader.  8 checks and you can forget communist, possible a satan worshiper.

My last librarian got 4 checks, my current one got 7.