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Really, astrology is the dumbest most superstitious thing ever invented! Yet the horoscopes are run in almost every newspaper, and people read them! Why? Well, they seem to work right? That is only because they are so vague. "You will make a financial decision today". Of course, who the hell won't make some kind of discussion with money in a day? And if you don't, then maybe the astrologist was a little off today. How could astrology have an effect on our lives? Its just a bunch of damn star constellations! Do astrologists calcualte in their fortunes the different stars not visible from their half of the globe? Do astrologists really go out every night and take a peek at the stars or sit at home trying to make vague predictions even more vague so they cannot possibly be wrong? And how come two horoscopes in two different newspapers on the same day will be different? Here is why: they are making it up. So if you like to look at the horoscopes for fun, and you know they are complete crap, go ahead and waist your time. But if you think they are real, then ask yourself what the difference is between vague guesses that sometimes are right, and the horoscopes.
Forget the horoscopes! And all those crap TV psychics. This is the only thing you need...
This is based on if your birthday was on an even day (like the 28th of May) or an odd one. It changes every week, kind of like my personality.
Is that vague enough for ya?