Night Time Sounds

I stayed up all night to do this one.

Crickets:  The continuous chirping of crickets.  Over and over. It just doesn't stop.  Might drive some people mad.  Mad I tell you! F

The passing car:  The gentle rumbling of an engine on a car that should be dead by now.  Or maybe it will be the hum of a car speeding by.  Either way, it's one of the most annoying sounds.  F

The wind:  It's gentle.  Or maybe It's noisy.  Either way, its just the wind and not a ghost.  B

Barking dog:  Shut up!  Stupid dog!  Who the hell owns that mutt anyway?  Doesn't the dog wake the owners too?  Come one people, if your dog barks in the night, hit it with something!  F

Medieval mistral:  Ah, the sweet sounds of the medieval mistral playing upon his flute as he merrily walks the streets.  A-

Beckoning of dead relatives:  Kind of creepy, but all the whispers are kind of soothing.  C

Thunder storm:  I love em!  Nothing puts me to sleep faster then the gentle rain and explosive thunder.  A+

Soft hum of computer:  Ah yes, still running, downloading "Starsiege Tribes".  Sweet computer, how I love your beautiful hum!  A

Absolute silence:  Oh, its so quiet, perfect for sleeping.  Yup, just quiet.  Very quiet.  Almost too quiet.  Why is it so quiet?  I need some noise!  C

Those that did not make the cut:

Sound of a thief breaking in
Voice of Satan calling you
Airplanes taking off
Eric Clapton
Quiet foot steps up the stairs
"BJORK THWAP POINK"
A television playing the I love Lucy marathon
Screaming
shoveling outside your window
"psst, you think he is asleep yet?"