The Fingers
Sure, you got a bunch, but what good are they realy?
The Thumb: While its been argued that the thumb should not be considered a finger because it posseses powers beyond the mere mortal finger, I still like to think of it as a finger, even though we all know it is much much more. A+
The Pointer: The most sensitive finger on your hand. Kind of emotional, but really a great finger. Needed to grip pretty much everything, and really, you know that this finger is the brains of the hand. A+
The Middle Finger: This ones got a real attitude problem. Does not respect authority at all. But surprisingly is a real team player and a big help in gripping things. B+
The Ring Finger: This one is so vain. Just wants to look pretty. And is not a realy help with any work, just kind of blends in. C
The Pinky: The runt of the litter. Really just there as an extra. No real use. D
Those that did not make the cut:
The palm
Other peoples fingers
The 11th finger
Toes