The Fingers

Sure, you got a bunch, but what good are they realy?

The Thumb:  While its been argued that the thumb should not be considered a finger because it posseses powers beyond the mere mortal finger, I still like to think of it as a finger, even though we all know it is much much more.  A+

The Pointer:  The most sensitive finger on your hand.  Kind of emotional, but really a great finger.  Needed to grip pretty much everything, and really, you know that this finger is the brains of the hand.  A+

The Middle Finger:  This ones got a real attitude problem.  Does not respect authority at all.  But surprisingly is a real team player and a big help in gripping things.   B+

The Ring Finger:  This one is so vain.  Just wants to look pretty.  And is not a realy help with any work, just kind of blends in.  C

The Pinky:  The runt of the litter.  Really just there as an extra.  No real use.  D

Those that did not make the cut:

The palm
Other peoples fingers
The 11th finger
Toes