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Q. What's your name?
A. Eumenides Maelstrom, but you can call me Eum.
Q. Where do you live?
A. Down south in the "Bible-belt" and "STD-belt" of
America. I moved here in august, 1999.
Q. How old are you?
A. Sweet Sixteen? Sour Seventeen? Evil Eighteen? Naughty
Nineteen?
Q. Sexual Preference?
A. Nope........Just kidding, see the list of what I dig.
Q. Uh, ok, any pets?
A. A pure bread Golden Retriever, which is pure white, named Denver (is a
female). I really don't like her, she chews on everything and always gets
in the way. A gray cat named Sketch who is so cute!
Q. Have any heroes?
A. Four, Carl Sagan for his mind, Johnny Bravo for his body (not to
mention his incredible style), Mr. Sinister (Marvel comics) for his science and
lack of morals, and Tom Green for his daring and insanity.
Q. So, think you can beat me on-line?
A. Yes. But I don't play any on-line games. Perhaps Tribes 2
if I get a better connection...
Q. Are you taking medication?
A. Think I should?
Q. Do you really eat pineapple pizza?
A. I am eating it right now.
Q. You like a lot of music, anything you hate?
A. I.hate country. I hate boy-bands. I hate Marilyn
Manson. sure, his earlier songs rocked, but then he turned suck-ass. And any
teenie-bopper loser girls suck too, like Britney Spears. Actually, all solo female
singers suck. So do all of these latin music losers, like Ricky Martin.
Q. What are some bands you like?
A. Radiohead
Orgy
Dandy Warholes
Weezer
Smashing Pumpkins
Silverchair
Beastie Boys
Rage Against the Machine
Pixies
Rammstien
Fenix TX
Smash Mouth
Goo goo dolls
Soul Coughing
Nada Surf
Prodigy
Foo Fighters
Beck
Tragically Hip
Violent Femmes
Trable Charger
Less Than Jake
Built to Spill
Moby
not necessarily in that order
Q. Is anyone reading this?
A. I don't know.